Nonreturning Ulcers

I was talking with a new CSUWP fellow the other eve
when my stomach felt like a seive.
She sounded excited, nervous, tense
My intestines were getting dense.
She told me of all the had to do
(I just can't think of anything intestinal that rhymes with "do"- create your own dirty rhyme here).
I missed the WP jumping in
the brass knuckles, piggybacks, and gin.
Then I thought of something that made me mellow
I remembered I was STILL a fellow.
Althoght I can't promise I'll be consistent
I do promise to NOT be distant.
So may good things come your way
and I'll close with Namaste'.