Father's Day

Ran the Father's Day 5K today. I hit my mark of sub 8 minute miles. Next step - Ironman! OK, ok, next step- nap.

Ironically Green

I was reading about the Big Green Bus, a bio-diesel plug for some university, and I was thinking that most "green" folks are creating/using bio-diesel to help save the environment , which is perfectly brilliant; however, the need for fuel is driven by fast food,which pollutes the body. Hmmm - I find it ironic that someone would save the earth at the expense of a life. Maybe we should skip the middle man and use people for car fuel.

Nonreturning Ulcers

I was talking with a new CSUWP fellow the other eve
when my stomach felt like a seive.
She sounded excited, nervous, tense
My intestines were getting dense.
She told me of all the had to do
(I just can't think of anything intestinal that rhymes with "do"- create your own dirty rhyme here).
I missed the WP jumping in
the brass knuckles, piggybacks, and gin.
Then I thought of something that made me mellow
I remembered I was STILL a fellow.
Althoght I can't promise I'll be consistent
I do promise to NOT be distant.
So may good things come your way
and I'll close with Namaste'.